The Perfect Gift
by Ruth Smith, Director UBAH
19. Books don’t need batteries.
18. Books never come in the wrong color or size.
17. Books don’t need to be serviced by a dealer.
16. Books won't need replacement parts.
15. Books are easier to gift wrap than footballs.
14. Books don’t bite, scratch, or kick.
13. Books don’t need watering or fertilizing.
12. Books don’t irritate your allergies.
11. Books don’t go out of style.
10. Books look good with any decor.
9. Books don’t get aphids or attract ants.
8. Books aren't noisy and won't annoy family, friends, and neighbors.
7. Books don’t shrink, stretch, or fade.
6. Books don’t need extension cords.
5. Bookswon’t scratch the coffee table.
4. Books don’t cause cavities or get stale.
3. Books take you places without even leaving home.
2. Books are gifts which can be opened again and again.
1. Books, no matter how much you use them, are never empty.
Order before December 15th and receive before Christmas!


